You Are Dead To Me If...

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  1. ChasChas

    ChasChas Marxist Scum

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    Being an ubertolerant, broad based marxist scum kinda guy I take all views and opinions and let them sit in the world. I'm fucking buddha like. (and getiing fatter by the millisecond)

    However.

    A chap has to have standards, lines to be drawn in the sand.

    So, with fair warning, you are dead to me if..

    You do not like the music of Jimi Hendrix. If you say it is just feedback I will rip out thine eyes.

    You think short trousers are appropriate dress for an adult male. I've never suffered sweaty calves, they need no ventilation.

    If you cannot cook. You may as well boast of not being able to wipe your own arse

    There's more, obv, but if anybody would like to chime in with their own lines in the sand, please do ;)
     
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  2. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Little Wing is a particular favourite. Shorts are fine in appropriate climates. Man make fire so barbecues are a uniquely male preserve.

    A lovely bunch of coconuts

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  3. ChasChas

    ChasChas Marxist Scum

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    Shorts. Are Never. 'Fine'

    I don't like seeing my own varicose veins. I sure as shit don't want an eyeful of yours. Cover up man.
     
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  4. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Varicosed? Not so much but a zip fastener both sides where they popped the new knee in!
     
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  5. figwold

    figwold First Class Member

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    Chas you can’t be a Marxist, surely...you’ve got a sense of humour
     
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  6. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    Why not? It’s not just Remainers ........ who have the most wonderful sense of humour.
     
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  7. ChasChas

    ChasChas Marxist Scum

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    I don't want to see your spastic knee either. So I think my point still stands. Cover that shit up.
     
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  8. MartyWilson

    MartyWilson Guest

    What about the kilt then? I have an absolutely bloody huge varicose vein on the inside of my knee. looks like a map of the M8 but I still wear the kilt now and then though obviously not while in the saddle.
    On the other hand I hate the way so many folks where those bleeding Bermuda short type cut off trews these days. Looks so bloody scruffy.
     
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  9. ChasChas

    ChasChas Marxist Scum

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    The Jockineese are a law to themselves. You have an innate compulsion to wear the Kilt, as is your right. There's a choice available with shorts.

    A right and a wrong choice. ;)
     
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  10. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
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    If you speak to me and start your sentence with "now, look..."

    Prepare to eat your teeth.

    Politicians, you have been warned.

    Shorts... No!

    Hendrix? Yes!

    And, I wouldn't be the size I am if I couldn't cook....

    And, you're a long standing woke wanker of this forum.
     
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  11. ChasChas

    ChasChas Marxist Scum

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    My bête noir is 'I know you think.....'

    Do you fuckkity fuck know what i think sunshine
     
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  12. Alatamoc

    Alatamoc Senior Member

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    In my school all the big boys got to wear long trousers.
     
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  13. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Is that the cast of "It aint half hot mum?"
     
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  14. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    There are so many speccy four eyes I suspect they are Desert Air Force ground crew.....
     
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  15. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    These are my standard questions to try and find whether you are likely to be mate material; :p

    Bitter or Lager?
    Football or Rugby?
    Boobs or Bum?
     
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  16. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    They look far too smart and regimented for that, the pic below gives a better idea work and a brew :)

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  17. Callumity

    Callumity Elite Member

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    I agree the NAAFI mobile canteen is more typical of the breed but in no way diminishes their value!
    That looks like a Mark V or later so probably post Alamein during the pursuit. My pic looks more like a garrison snap posed for the family from earlier or later in the campaign. Not sure many Army units wore side hats in the desert.
     
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  18. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    Aye and judging from the darker colour of the side hats they do look more like airforce
     
  19. MartyWilson

    MartyWilson Guest

    Could be anything really, RAOC, Royal Corps of Signals, Royal Kent Regiment to name just a few, the cap badge doesn't look RAF. The Corp looks like the typical hard wee bugger and he's got a darker shirt on, maybe Khaki?
     
  20. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    Check on all of them ...so I do i get on your Christmas card list.:p

    On the other hand my list of gripes is far too long these days.:poop:
     
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