Why Everyone Hates The English?

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  1. MrOrange

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    Al Murray , History channel now.

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  2. joe mc donald

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    I don't hate the English. I feel sorry for them as they don't have roads and special places like road races as Ireland have. Won't mention the weather. And who cares they all loved us when we spread their countries with British boys fighting to keep them free from tyrants. And when they have their disasters and the British are the first to hold out their hand of friendship. And anyway we won the war.
    Ride Safe
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  3. Rich Bryce

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    #3 Rich Bryce, Oct 9, 2018
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    As Al Murray (formerly Head Boy at Bedford School, so obviously a good and knowledgeable lad) is no doubt pointing out, we British and by extension English, are best. ;)
     
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  4. Callumity

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    #4 Callumity, Oct 9, 2018
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    Alastair James Hay Murray is not exactly the most English of names is it? Well it wouldn’t be - he is descended from Scottish aristocrats as well as English antecedents.
    We British are right mongrels - just like Nicola Sturgeon and her Geordie granny. My art teacher was a bit of a plastic jock called Inglis - a good Scots corruption of English! But then Wallace means ‘Welsh speaker’ ..... be careful which stone you turn over in these Islands.
     
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  5. steve lovatt

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    We're all Vikings probably! :cool:
     
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  6. MrOrange

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    English national dish should really be a sausage covered in cheese that you have to chase !!!
     
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  7. dilligaf

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  8. Help me Obi Wan...

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    At least we are not French, they have never forgiven the English since we stuffed them up 400 odd years ago.
    i think we are mongrels, yup, mongrels.
     
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  9. Help me Obi Wan...

    Help me Obi Wan... Well-Known Member

    Non Scouser - a person from Runcorn, Wirral, Southport, St Helens etc; specifically from provincial town outside of Liverpool.

    Scouse saying - Wool, woolyback.

    Usage: 'That's proper Wool behaviour, like.'
     
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  10. MrOrange

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    1/2 French and 1/4 German last time I looked :p
     
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  11. dilligaf

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  12. MrOrange

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    That's by a Frenchman, you know you have bigger man boobs, than most french lasses !!! :p:laughing:
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    Have you seen the roads and scenery we have up here?
    It's more pity than envy. :p:laughing:
     
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  14. MrOrange

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    This is just up the road from me:eek:
     
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  15. dilligaf

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    Yeah I know that :) that’s my point :eek:
    Cos everyone loves the English :p
    People start threads about us all the time on all sorts of forums cos they can’t stop thinking about us and wanting to be us :cool:
     
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  16. dilligaf

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    Not the best road or scenery picture you could have used...now is it :confused:
     
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  17. Callumity

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    Not very. Orkney has the highest dna signature of anywhere in the UK ........at 25%. The rest of us are mostly 70+% descendants of the original settlers that followed the retreating ice sheets with an overlay of every subsequent invaders who assimilated over time. Whisper it but we are not even that Anglo-Saxon.......
     
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  18. MrOrange

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    You wern't complaining when we went over it on the way to Bellingham !!!!:blush:
     
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  19. dilligaf

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    :confused: None of that on my birth certificate :p
     
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  20. dilligaf

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    :eek: I was but nobody was listening :sob:
     
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