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What Did You Name Your Bike?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by BB3Lions, Sep 14, 2018.

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  1. BB3Lions

    BB3Lions Society would be better off mum had swallowed
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    I named mine Eva, after Eva Longoria as it annoys the wife when I say "im going out with Eva" "Eva was well behaved today"
     
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  2. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    The T100 is named Annie.
    Due to her previous owner being on holiday when I contacted him. Then me being being away a couple of days after he got home.
    I was forced to collect her on my 1st wedding "Anni-versary" o_O
    The Mrs was cool about it though, bless her :)

    ASBO got his name due to having the power delivery of a nuclear weapon & zero driver aids to reign it in! :yum
     
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  3. littleade

    littleade The only sane one here
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    Mine is called the bike as that's what it is....must be a german thing;)
     
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  4. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    How about Dr Mengele or Josef for short? :cool:
     
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  5. MrOrange

    MrOrange The Lunatics have definitely taken over !!!!
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    The names Bella, Bella Tuono.

    Translates from Italian as 'Beautiful Thunder'.

    The KTM is just known as 'The Wee bike' referring of course to engine size, which is funny because the seat height is about 4 foot off the ground !!! Even I struggle to get my leg over it. Ok once sat, as the suspension compresses with my fat ass on it, but getting on it, especially on a side slope, off road is no easy.
     
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  6. BB3Lions

    BB3Lions Society would be better off mum had swallowed
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    __________ <~~~~~ that's the line even I wouldn't Cross lol
     
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  7. David Cooper

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    #7 David Cooper, Sep 14, 2018
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    Mines called Betty Blue, Betty after my mother, and Blue cos it's blue lol
     
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  8. Yorkshireman

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    Haven’t named this one but I’ve called a few others some names you wouldn’t want your mother to hear, especially when they didn’t work right:mad:
     
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  9. WhoMe

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    The missus was not happy when I called my bike Strumpet -- not sure why.
     
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  10. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Colonel klutz would do it!
     
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  11. Sir Trev

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    Hugh. It's a Bonneville.
     
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  12. Repooh

    Repooh Well-Known Member
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    Edna, no idea why, just because
     
  13. Rspete

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    My bike family are Rosie speedy rs, micky street triple, Terry thunderbird and lexi lexmoto. :p:heart_eyes:

    Future bike names are ned scrambler and Ronnie rocket.
     
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  14. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Ok.... I'm obviously Mr Thicko but I don't get the connection Trev? Please enlighten me sir.
     
  15. BB3Lions

    BB3Lions Society would be better off mum had swallowed
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    Actor in Notting Hill according to my wife. Maybe Trev likes riding him :)

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  16. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Yeah, definitely dubious BB.
    Everyone knows that bikes are female :)
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  17. BB3Lions

    BB3Lions Society would be better off mum had swallowed
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    Even has one hole :)
     
  18. GaleForceEight

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    Black Bess... the name of Dick Turpin’s horse from the romanticised series of the 1970s.
     
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  19. dilligaf

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    NUDGER :imp:
    Cos like me he’s a horny Bastid :imp:
     
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  20. Tucker 1963

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    So if we get a Harley do we call it a push bike :p
    Tucker
     
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