Yes, it seems that oftentimes truth truly is stranger than fiction. Phrased another way--- "You can't make this shite up"! Here's my first contribution to this thread. I'm not quite sure why I saw this news story and immediately thought I should post it on this forum. Oh, wait. Yes, I do know exactly why. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.html
https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598 so only small ones then
I'd heard they often have a lot of pricks on californian beaches... But somehow I can't see them kicking sand in your eye. Lotta pricks though...
There have been several times in my life I've wondered, "who the hell first thought of eating that". (Next time you see a cow in a field with shit smeared all over its arse, imagine you've never seen one before and see if you can think that it would be tasty, especially the arse end.) When I saw the OP, I thought, well there is something no one would eat... But I had to check. I just had to check. Why??? And now I will never un-know that these are best eaten... ...RAW!!!! NOOOOOoooooooooo! https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/penis-fish-gaebul-fat-innkeeper-worm It's quite difficult to type and gag at the same time.
Oysters ???? WTF ! Who had the bright idea of opening a shell and then downing the contents raw !!!! Like eating someone else's cold phlegm
You know sometimes you have to wonder when you look at nature if him up there has a sense of humour, " Im bored I know i'll create a creature that looks like a prick"
There are a lot of pricks on California beaches, Big Sandy! Especially on the nude beaches. That's what I've heard anyway.
Well, thanks a lot, MrOrange. A half dozen raw oysters with a great martini is one of my main guilty pleasures in life. Now I'll forever connect that with "someone else's cold phlegm". Guess I'll have to have a martini ahead of ordering the oysters to steel myself for those thoughts....then have another to pair with my oysters.
I think i would need at least a bottle of JD before i would think about downing raw oysters.....or a penis fish.....make that two bottles.
@MrOrange maybe Rocky mountain oysters would be better. https://www.google.com/search?q=Roc...droid-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Pretty good, but not cheap like haggis