Truth Really Is Stranger Than Fiction!

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  1. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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  2. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    Plane full of frankfurters my arse! ;)

    They look like gentlemens bits (but obviously much bigger) :eek:
     
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  3. dilligaf

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    I wondered where that had gone :eek:
    I was blaming the cold weather :p
     
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  4. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    #4 Sandi T, Dec 17, 2019
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    How many do you have, dilli?? :eek:
     
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  5. Bad Billy

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    Since the order for the R3 went in he's been like a dog with two! :joy:
     
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  7. Big Sandy

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    I'd heard they often have a lot of pricks on californian beaches... But somehow I can't see them kicking sand in your eye. Lotta pricks though...
     
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  8. Biker Jock

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    There have been several times in my life I've wondered, "who the hell first thought of eating that". (Next time you see a cow in a field with shit smeared all over its arse, imagine you've never seen one before and see if you can think that it would be tasty, especially the arse end.)

    When I saw the OP, I thought, well there is something no one would eat... But I had to check. I just had to check. Why??? And now I will never un-know that these are best eaten...

    ...RAW!!!! NOOOOOoooooooooo!

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/penis-fish-gaebul-fat-innkeeper-worm

    It's quite difficult to type and gag at the same time.
     
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  9. MrOrange

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    Oysters ???? WTF ! Who had the bright idea of opening a shell and then downing the contents raw !!!! Like eating someone else's cold phlegm :weary_face:
     
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  10. Dawsy

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    I am sure some ladies feel the same Jock!
    :worried:
     
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  11. Don the Don

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    You know sometimes you have to wonder when you look at nature if him up there has a sense of humour, " Im bored I know i'll create a creature that looks like a prick"
     
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  12. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    There are a lot of pricks on California beaches, Big Sandy! :cool: Especially on the nude beaches. ;) :joy: That's what I've heard anyway.
     
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  13. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Well, thanks a lot, MrOrange. :rolleyes: A half dozen raw oysters with a great martini is one of my main guilty pleasures in life. Now I'll forever connect that with "someone else's cold phlegm". Guess I'll have to have a martini ahead of ordering the oysters to steel myself for those thoughts....then have another to pair with my oysters. :yum
     
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  14. Tricky-Dicky

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    I think i would need at least a bottle of JD before i would think about downing raw oysters.....or a penis fish.....make that two bottles.

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  15. joe mc donald

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    And I don't drink. But I would have to down some as well.
    Regards
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  16. DCS222

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    No doctor, i was surfing and just fell on it... o_O
     
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  17. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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    That just "taint" right. Google is not always your friend.
     
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