.... I can now claim my state pension!! Look .... it may not mean much to you luvverly lot out there, but being 65 is a new record for me - a personal best no less!! I am proudnessossityness personified! Now, where's me nice single malt??
You won't be so happy when you realise it will soon be malt down me gullet or petrol in me tank!! Congrats on your old git status, at least you've got a cetifcafit to officiate it!
Congratulations Bastard government made sure I won't get my bus pass for another 2 years when I'm 64 ( cue song) although I'm still on track for my pension at 65 unless they change it again.
SWMBO has fallen into a similar trap - no bus pass/pension until she's 66 (I think). Born 3 months too late to qualify at 60!
Glad I married an older woman then , she has everything including the philosophy of "What's mine is hers and what's hers is her own"
You whippersnappers don't know nowt, it ain't long after reaching 65 yer start all over again. I might even grow up this time around but can't see that happening hopefully. Got an eye cast on the 70 test, do examiners still jump out into road like 60's, and then hurtle back onto pavement before impact..
Oh I DO hope so!!! Fnaarrrr Fnaarrrr!! Extra points available if you get to them before they get to the pavement!!!
