This Will Really Suit The Ewan's & Charlies Out There.........

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MrOrange, Sep 14, 2018.

  1. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Now you can be like your hero's, without even having to go out on your bike! Just program it to ride to the dealer for an expensive service, or pick up a fresh twat suit and absolutely no worries of having a pleb on a lesser brand wave at you !!!!

     
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  2. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Whats the point in that then. Do these techs ever say " Ok lets stop there, before we go too far", The truly clever march on and on, regardless, in my opinion.
     
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  3. Oldyam

    Oldyam Grumpy Old Git

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    Most dangerous idea I've seen yet,

    and when it decides to do the opposite of what you need to do to avoid the pot hole
    and the truck coming in the other direction ...................
     
  4. Rocker

    Rocker Elite Member

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    As bad as the self drive car why the feck would you want one ?? crap
     
  5. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

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    Would you still be drunk in charge if it's a self-thingumy bike? Perhaps if you sat on the back seat to demonstrate to the Rozzers you're not actually riding it?
     
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  6. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Thing is when one does it all will follow as they won’t want to be left behind, cars that automatically brake because they think you’re too close to the car in front, has anyone followed one of these? Brake lights on and off constantly! Cars that won’t let you change lanes because it thinks you’ve gone to sleep!?! Car manufacturers do not take into consideration other road users.
     
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  7. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    It's all fake news folks. It's the Invisible Man. He said he wouldn't be seen dead in a twat suit.
     
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  8. stevethegoolie

    stevethegoolie Elite Member

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    A self driving motorcycle??
    Methinks that BMW staff have too much time on their hands.
    I really hope that when they stop the bike it lowers its side stand into a pothole. That would make I larf!!
    I bet it can't pick itself up!!
    Tossers!
     
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  9. stevethegoolie

    stevethegoolie Elite Member

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    Oh yes!:cool:
    Is it really that obvious??:blush:
     
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  10. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    BMW self drive motorcycles....taking the fun out of riding since 2018!
     
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