This made me laugh

If the trans community get their way

 

Gotta love a hardware store with a sense of humor.

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?," St. Peter asked the cowboy.

"Well, I can think of one thing", the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled 'Now back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago..."

 

For my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit................
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information..............
I'm doing it as a public service .......

 

Well, W. C. Fields said "I never drink water. Fish fuck in it."