This made me laugh

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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a
Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sat down on the other
end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a
new here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I murdered my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So, you're single...?!'

 

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Thats why women live lonher than men

 

Deserves a Darwin Award.

 

What could possibly go wrong??!!??

 

Run out of petrol so I called my insurance's roadside assistance.... they wrote the car off!

 

Security at the airport getting more straightforward