This made me laugh

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  2. Fork Lock

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    Want to know who loves you more, your woman or your dog?

    Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour.
    When you open the trunk, see which one is happy to see you.
     
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  12. Dawsy

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    You woken up in a funny mood today @Vulpes ? :grinning:
     
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  13. Vulpes

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    Yep! :laughing:
     
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    Only 29 days before us blokes start shopping for Christmas!
     
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  16. andypandy

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    Have you read "Haunted House" by Hugo Furst or "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls ?
    Takes me back fifty years do those !
     
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  17. andyc1

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    Or the Chinese prostitute, Wangonein... Russian with 1 testicle, Whodunik Abollkoff... Mexican snooker player, Wherdtha Greengo... etc etc.
     
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  18. Fork Lock

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    "Yellow River" By I.P. Daily

    "Caught You With My Woman" By I. Kutchurcokoff
     
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  19. Fork Lock

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    So, back during the Cold War an American diplomat was hosting a holiday party around Christmas time. One of the invitees is Ivan Rudolph, a Soviet diplomat The American and his wife are talking to him when Rudolph looks out the window and says that it has started raining. The American's wife says "No, I think that's snow." Rudolph says "It's rain." The American's wife is about to counter that she's sure it's snow when the American diplomat pulls her aside and says 'Don't argue with him..."

    Wait for it.......

    "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
     
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    Oh sh*t!! I forgot ....
     
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