This made me laugh

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  1. Dave49

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    It's all Cyborgbot's fault: he started it.
     
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  2. Yorkshireman

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    How do you know the toothbrush was invented by red necks

    Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.
     
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  3. Dave49

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    #28163 Dave49, May 22, 2021
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    Oh yes he did.

    (Look out, he's behind you....)
     
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  4. Yorkshireman

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    If you’re wondering what a magician uses to clean his teeth with just wait til bedtime, Oral B revealed. :rolleyes:
     
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    anal
    /ˈeɪn(ə)l/
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    adjective
    1. relating to or situated near the anus.
      "the anal sphincter"
      • PSYCHOANALYSIS
        (in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of infantile psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of sensuous pleasure and the anus forms the centre of self-awareness.
      • INFORMAL
        anal-retentive.
        "he's anal about things like that"
      • I leave it to all to select the right one
     
  6. Dave49

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    #28166 Dave49, May 23, 2021
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    I know - these people who copy and paste definitions off the internet can be so annoying. ;)
     
  7. Cyborgbot

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    I don’t think we will be whisked or swept into a craze brush related quips. There are far few to be had compared the electrician example. It was enlightening to see how that sparked such an enthusiastic response.

    Still there are bound to be a few remaining unused broom words to be mopped up before the end of the day…
     
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  8. Broadside

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    Let's just sweep this under the carpet before it gets too silly
     
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  9. Oldskool

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    I’m just a sucker for Hoover jokes myself..
     
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  10. Kenbro

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    Handle what, the brush?
    Ken.
     
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    Why was the broom late ?

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    Because it over swept !
     
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    No, definitely not.
     
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