A blonde woman reads in a magazine that bathing in milk is good for the skin. So the next day she leaves a note for the milkman asking for him to leave her 25 gallons. When the milkman reads the note he knocks to check. Did you mean 2.5 gallons he ask??? No replies the blonde, I want 25 gallons to bathe in as it`s good for the skin apparently. Ah I see says the milkman, Pasteurised he asks?? No replies the blonde, just up to my tits!!!
