If every one is sitting comfortably I'll begin. "Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!”, and the guy lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer and whiskey and, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted and lived happily ever after".
Hmmm I know, what you thought was the right answer turns out wrong, never mind, it's never too late to start farting
