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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dozers Dad, Sep 11, 2018.

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  1. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Is the other kid Irish?
    If so, he probably didn't understand the insult?
    Tell your Nephew to try "Yous r a feckin eejit!"

    If your Sister need anymore advice about parenting? You know where to find me Andy :cool: :p
     
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  2. Sprinter

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    #42 Sprinter, Dec 5, 2018 at 8:56 PM
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2018 at 3:51 AM

    We are building a society ,where whinnie, moaning face ,grassing , sleekit ,know it alls, are right and everyone else is wrong.
    So no change there then,:)
     
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  3. joe mc donald

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    Not sure if this fits the topic. Did any one see on the morning news it now wrong to give anyone a hug unless they are willing to participate. Not being a big head or any thing but I get hugs all the time. Makes it worth going to work sometimes.
    Regards
    Joe.
     
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  4. andyc1

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    Here's quite an old one.... clay pigeon shooting is now known as clay target shooting, isn't the world such a nice place now. Forget politics, war, poverty, terrorism, etc etc... we dont have to imagine little clay frisbees getting hurt anymore :)
     
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  5. steve lovatt

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    Rare footage of one of Ron's classes!
     
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  6. Graeme_D

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    Triumph better watch out, they may have to change their name to "Taking Part", because the name 'Triumph' suggests winning, and winning implies there is a loser, and losing is sad. :(
    We can't have people riding other makes of bike feel sad.

    But I'm sure we'll all enjoy riding the new Taking Part Carrot Sport (can't be called a Tiger anymore, because riding animals is cruel and just wrong you monster!)
     
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  7. Callumity

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    Surprised Triumph has survived at all.

    The old Triumph Acclaim car translates into German as Sieg Heil. Didn’t sell well there either......
     
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  8. Bad Billy

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    Yes and there will be no more 'Speed' in the title of any bike name ...

    Taking Part Caution Triple anyone?
     
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    Should be Taking Part Carrot Amble as 'Sport' would indicate either a connotation of speed or an adversarial participation event....
     
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  10. Graeme_D

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    Very good point.
    Other changes would include the MV Agusta Genteel, Suzuki Reformed citizen, and of course the Kawasaki Non Contact Martial Artist.
     
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  11. Repooh

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    You heartless bastard vegetables have feelings too
     
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  12. Bad Billy

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    No Repooh :rolleyes: Vegetables have PEELINGS :grinning:
     
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  13. Callumity

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    Indeed

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  14. Repooh

    Repooh When nothing goes right, go left
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  15. stollydriver

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    The new Triumph Rocket now rebadged - Rocket that isn't a Rocket it's a big motorbike. It won't take you to space but it will take up a load of space....
     
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  16. Dave C

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    Watch out Billy, I think your race series may be in danger of being changed to the Suzuki Robin Hood challange cup :rolleyes:
     
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