Speedmaster Something For Nudger Part Two

A set of feeler gauges ?

 

Tyre lever?

 

I am more worried that you can get near enough to that vice to get a decent cut given the post Chrimbo belly getting in the way!

 

Looking at that blade he’s a “short stroke” man anyway

 

IS IT FOR THE - BIKE, TOW BAR, or TRAILER

 

Pie holder

 

for when you come off the diet

 

That's a bit personal Yorkie, he can't help it if his Mam didn't buy the 'full' kit of parts

 

Cock shelf - oh no, it can't be, we've already dealt with that

 

Are you widening your mirrors so you can see your caravan

 

Extending something (oohh er missus)

 

You missed an answer to this Dilli

 

Is it too hold you're gut off the Tank so nudger can go faster.


Tucker

 

Hey DD that don't normally stop you does it? I think you threw a rather large stone in the direction of MrO yesterday

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Ya bunch of feckin lightweights.

18.5 stone here
Anyone heavier than me is definitely a fat f#cker!

MrO....... I have some bad news for you mate!