Rant of the day

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  1. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    "Thieving Gypsy bastards" is the term I believe you are looking for :D
     
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  2. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    I know this goes against the grain, cuz most of the pikies are low life, but there's been a bunch of late, in different smallish groups, been parking up on the Brogborough/Marston Road (the old A421) for two weeks at a time, and each time they leave to place all proper spick and span. Mind you, that didn't stop one of their vans turning up at our place and robbing a pile of dead batteries.
     
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  3. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    A few years back me and my kinds (young uns at the time) tried to cycle up the old railway line past Pitsford up to Harboro. Pikies had the path pretty much blocked off, $h1t everywhere and real evil stares. Maybe it's the sweetness of Bedfordshire that attracts the genteel variety.
     
  4. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    The story goes in our family that great Granddad Kirton in Woodford had to chase across the fields with his shotgun (rabbit scarer) to rescue my Grandma from being stolen by the Northants gypos. Could very likely have been some dead-ish pikies if he hadn't got her back.
     
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  5. desertspeedy

    desertspeedy Senior Member

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    We have Roma here as well but our biggest crime community is Mexican. I want the wall big time of course I'd like mine fields and a free fire zone at the border.
    I feel for all of my UK mates as the laws have gutted your rights in favor of the one world rainbows and unicorns crowd.
    Take out the trash.
     
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  6. desertspeedy

    desertspeedy Senior Member

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    This is what our desert National Parks and border area private lands look like due to the invaders from our South. It pisses me off to no end.
     
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  7. desertspeedy

    desertspeedy Senior Member

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    Save a weeks worth of the dog poo and deliver it there via trebuchet, lol.
     
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  8. Havit

    Havit Admin
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    Your be ok soon , you'll have a wall :D
     
  9. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    :mad::mad:Fukin' MUSIC MAGPIE!!!
    Waited nearly a week for a particular cd, then today when it finally arrives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,right cover WRONG CD!!!!!
    Another refund on top of last weeks 1 for a damaged cd, totally bloody hopeless, shows up their 'meticulous checking'!
    I'll get my Red Hot Chilli Pipers from some where else, I want the collection.:mad::mad:
     
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  10. MrOrange

    MrOrange Guest

    Did the same thing at the Cheviot Hotel in Bellingham, just um'd and a'd a bit, till it was offered, nice tester of Nel's Best and that was me set for the weekend.:cool:
     
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  11. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Most "flavoured" beers are pants... however, Elvis Juice by Brewdog... a kind of IPA with grapefruit juice is a great mid session beer! Refreshing and not too overpowering. But piná colada beer, wtf
     
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  12. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Went for a ride out yesterday on one of my favourite routes. The weather bucked up and after eight miles I stopped off at my step daughters who was putting on a family do to fill up on sandwiches, wraps and tea.
    Part of my route includes part of the A57 Snake Pass. Part of which is quite narrow and has double solid white lines down the middle for several miles.
    It was at this point I came up behind a Ford Kuga which was stuck behind a group of four lycra clad cyclists. One of these cyclists was riding two and sometimes three abreast making it impossible for the Ford to pass. At one point the Ford driver did indicate left and move over a bit but I judged it still not safe to pass him. Eventually we came to dotted lines and the Ford overtook. The cyclist who had been asserting his right to ride where he wanted waved to thank the Ford driver. When I passed the cyclists I made sure I waved at them too. I also shouted a greeting "wankers".
    I really felt like crushing a grape to be honest.
     
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  13. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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  14. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    If I don't know the beer I always ask for a taste. Never been refused, but if I was to be, I'd go somewhere else.
     
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  15. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Electricity prices to rise by 12.5% from September 2017
    I can hardly wait for the all electric cars.

    Set of manipulating thieving twats!
     
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  16. cav

    cav Member

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    Come on Wayne don't sit on the fence, tell us what you really think...Couldn't agree more
     
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  17. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    #615 Sprinter, Aug 1, 2017
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    Dont blame the Electric companies they have to contend with all these folk putting up those bloody Windmills everywhere,How much power must they use?
     
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  18. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    So fecking unPC, and as a sandle-wearing tofu-eating bleeding heart liberal Guardianista I have to object ,,, but that's funny mate.
     
  19. Modalconfusion

    Modalconfusion Active Member

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    Opened the conversation tab and the ad was about converting to frecking Islam :mad::confused:
     
  20. Modalconfusion

    Modalconfusion Active Member

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    There are those that would say a "short group" is easier to pass or overtake than a long "single group" either way I can tell yer as a cyclist that I have had some bloody close shaves by inconsiderate impatience car and bike riders and I ride by myself !! Gotta say it's frecking dangerous to ride in the gutter with drains etc and the road surfaces are shite real shite. Try it and see how you get on, I did 40 years ago and forgot, but here I am the wrong side of 65 trying to rekindle my youth and it is scary.
     
  21. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Cyclists on the roads are a bloody nuisance, full stop!
    They should be restricted to disused railway tracks and purpose built cycle ways.
    I was behind three on Sunday and I was certain some of their antics were performed to take the piss.
     
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  22. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    In this case though there was one real pr1ck going out of his way to hold traffic up.
     
  23. jezzasnr

    jezzasnr Well-Known Member

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    arseholes are pretty much universal...
    Sometimes they're in a car, sometimes on a bicycle, maybe a motorcycle.
    Vans, Lorries, Busses. Pedestrians. None are immune
    It's not the vehicle, it's the abundance of arseholes that's the issue.
    I've come to terms with it, and unless my immediate safety is at risk, manage to remain calm and wish them well with their onward journey with a cheery smile.
    There's bigger things on this earth to worry about.
     
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