So funny story ... I was in my local Tesco last week, I'd ridden my shiny new Rocket TFC there. I had to speak to the store manager about something, and had asked someone about where I could find him/her. That person turned out to be the store security guy. Anyway, after I'd spoken to the manager and was going to leave, the security dude came and spoke to me. He'd obviously noticed me in my biking gear, and had looked for my bike in the carpark on the security cameras. He said he loved the bike (who could blame him ), and we chatted about it for a little bit. He said that next time I come into the store, give him a nod, and he'll trail a camera on it, to keep an eye for me. I thought it was hilarious and brilliant, but wasn't really sure if he was serious Skip to this afternoon, I was on the bike and popped in, sure enough, he spotted me and asked where I'd parked it. So I told him. Next thing I saw was him and 2 other guys at the security station looking at the monitors. So I have personal TFC security at Tesco now!
Sadly as soon as the guy with the Celtic away shirt (can in hand) enters the store your bike will be on its own.
You have to realise I had a sheltered upbringing @Duckadiledundee and I’m not aware of such people....