New! Just in time for the 2023 Summer riding season. The South Jersey "Piney Puck" (U.S. Patent Pending). Made to keep your kickstand (or as foreign types call them, "side stands") off the cold hard garage floor, icky asphalt, dirty dirt or sandy sand. Custom, handmade of solid, kiln dried pine. Environmentally friendly - manufactured from recycled, repurposed shipping pallets by bona fide South Jersey Pineys. Universal, one size fits all (Even works on scooters!). Some with actual, authentic nail holes in them (sorry, no preference on ordering). Makes your ride stand up a full 3/4 inch taller for that brawny, big bike look the biker chicks love! If you are a biker chick, it'll make you and your bike sexier! Option 1: Plain, raw, blond pine, $100.00 Option 2: Extra-large for center stands $150.00 Option 3: Burnished edges (burned by hand with a blow torch for that "Rustic" look). Add $20 U.S. Order now! Supplies are limited! (Until the next time I have something delivered on a pallet). Send money to Fork Lock Enterprizes, C/O Fork Lock, El Rancho Fork Lock, Somewhere in the South Jersey Pines, U.S.A. Warranty information: Guaranteed to last for a while (time limitation to be determined solely at the discretion of Fork Lock Enterprizes). Cracking or disintegration caused by the weight of the motorcycle or scooter are specifically excluded and are not covered by warranty. Disclaimer: Product is made of untreated, raw, pine wood. Fork Lock Enterprizes assumes absolutely no liability for damage to product or incidental damage to motorcycle (e.g., toppling over) caused by termites, carpenter ants, carpenter bees or any other wood infestation. Shipping: Will deliver within five miles radius of El Rancho Fork Lock FREE! Shipping outside of the five mile radius - $200.00 Forklock Enterprizes is a division of Forklock Enterprizes. Photo of product is for demonstration purposes only, Nail holes may or may not be included. Size may vary. Smoothness and straightness of edges may vary depending on the condition of saw blade and sobriety of technician.
You've definitely got something there. So well made and original but would it float away if it rained loads?
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! Order now and we'll include a set of four Piney Drink Coasters! Hand hewn and harvested from the NJ Wharton State Forest. Some still have actual bark on them! Just add another $100 to cover extra shipping.
Well, since you are in California there's a $400 added fee for the carcinogen testing and labeling that's required in the event that anyone there tries to eat them. So, there's your $500.
Yeh...About 70% of our population are illegal immigrants from the other 49 states and the rest of the 3rd. world. We have to protect those people from hurting themselves until we can find a way to ship them home. They move out here without counting the cost of living and wind up living under a bridge somewhere. ...J.D.
