Featured New Entry Criteria For This Fine Forum

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  1. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Hi Folks,

    After an influx of a few undesirable characters to this fine forum in the past few years.
    It's been decided (by myself) to introduce an entry criteria.
    Have a read through this list. If you're unable to tick 5 or more examples.
    I'm afraid you may be an unsuitable candidate for forum membership? :confused:

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    :cool:
     
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  2. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear
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    Is there a limit where if you tick most you are deemed undesirable as I can tick a lot of them :p
     
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  3. Privateer

    Privateer Stand up member
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    I'm in. If it wasn't for "desertion by husband" I'd have a full house!:eek::eek:
     
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  4. DCS222

    DCS222 Crème de la Crème

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    Nope, none of them apply to me, especially not egotism
     
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  5. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Nope!
    The more the merrier Don.
    Unless they are all the various types of masturbation. Then you'll have to pay a surcharge for having a cell to yourself o_O
     
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  6. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear
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    You would need a header tank for the amount of times it gets mentioned on that list
     
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  7. Thripster

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    Well, I suppose it comes in handy.................
     
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  8. Duckadiledundee

    Duckadiledundee Peasant First Class
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    I'm not sure what Exposure and Quackery is but count me in:p
     
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  9. OldNick

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    #9 OldNick, Jun 27, 2020
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    Brilliant, please now can anyone explain what is:
    Female Disease
    Deranged Masturbation

    :laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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  10. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème
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    Bloody hell Jez where do you find these things. :joy:

    I imagine Tobacco and masturbation to be a common ailment amongst the current inmates. :cool:;)
     
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  11. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    You can blame @SleepyOwl for this one Nikki.
    Obviously, I've lead a far too sheltered life. To have posted such a thing without receiving a helping hand :kissing: :cool: :p
     
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  12. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    It would be quicker for you to tick 5 that don't apply to you Duck :cool: :p
     
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  13. Callumity

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    Here we go again.......’an entry criteria’. NOOOO!

    An entry criterion.
    Two (or more) entry criteria
    And a criterium is closed loop bicycle race :sob:

    You need to sort out your Latin from your Greek.

    You are welcome.
     
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  14. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    If I add "picky [email protected]" to the list. You'll only need to tick 4 more & you're in Callumity :grinning:

    You're most welcome :cool: :p
     
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  15. Old dumb arse

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    I'm hoping there is a page two
     
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  16. Callumity

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    I’d struggle. Most of those ‘ailments’ are distinctly female in their aetiology.

    Or is there something you are not telling us Ganymede?
     
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  17. SleepyOwl

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    We ain’t falling for that one!
    Don’t tell him your name Pike!:joy::joy:
     
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  18. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème
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    I do like how “seduction and disappointment” is one thing :joy::joy:
     
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  19. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    Go on then, you're in.
    But only because you're such an arse kisser...

    ..."In 5th century Athens, the story of Ganymede became popular among vase-painters, which was suited to the all-male symposium. Ganymede was usually depicted as a muscular young man"...
     
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  20. Privateer

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    Yep, you girls do like a smoke after! :joy::joy:
     
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