Mmmm, twins. Reminds me of a joke from some time back. Paddy visits his old pal Murphy who’s not been feeling too well. Murphy asks Paddy to nip upstairs and fetch his slippers down for him. While he’s up there Paddy sees Murphy’s twin daughters laid naked on the bed and thinking quickly says “your dad has sent me up here to make love to you both” and when they don’t believe him he shouts downstairs “hey Murph, you did say both of them didn’t you” to which he replied “of course, what’s the point of f*cking one”