Hi guys, remember me? GMU Kielder?! At the time, before we parted, @Dozers Dad asked me to keep an eye on Daniel and report any irregularities forum-related that might cross my watchful eyes... Well I like living in Germany. Even though their main nutrition seems to be some amber colored drink, that they call 'Prost' or 'Hau Weg' but mostly it is refered to as 'Noch Eins'. So here is my report: I think, Daniel sold ALL his bikes. The garage is empty except for those boring cars... And as I hacked his laptop, I found an increasing number of pictures showing this bike: WTF is this anyway? And he watched Easy Rider again! After 34 years! And kept laughing and giggling as if he were stoned...!? I am very concerned by now. He also keeps mumbling something about 'less is more' and 'reducing to the max'. If you ask me: This scottish whiskey definitely got to his brain cells. Anyway, please keep this message highly confidential: my life is at stake... Some of these Germans start sending everybody back to Africa. And I really don't want to be on one of those planes! Yours truthfully, Drunkey
Hiya Drunkey How's it going mate? I've been worried about Daniel since I met him at the GMU I don't think he drinks enough alcohol ! so to hear that Scotch whiskey is affecting his brain cells can only be a good thing If he has sold his motorcycles I'm sure this is only a temporary thing and the Hardley Ableson that you've shown in your post is a really good looking bike I've never owned one of these tractor thingy's but that looks right up my street reminds me a bit of the new Speedmaster Maverick What bike is it Drunkey?? Might go to my local tractor dealer and see if I can get a test ride (and I'm serious) Don't tell anyone about my tractor hankering and I won't tell Daniel that you're using his laptop to spy on him and post behind his back I'm sure he would forgive you but let's not take the chance eh?
Hello old friend! Being a spy is a pretty tough job... I usually prefer bananas and peanuts. In front of the TV. But here we are: couple of hours ago, I overheard Daniel on the phone, talking about this fantastic test-ride and how it got him hooked right away. Something about Mad Max and torque and other stuff I do not understand. And I don't know if it is a John Deere or a CAT since it is neither green, nor yellow. But Daniel keeps talking to someone by the name of Fat Bob. And I don't know if he is teasing the other guy, but he also calls him a Softtail... Do you think this Fat Bob Softtail guy is trying to sell a tractor to Daniel? Maybe to clear things a little, I also should try this Oban stuff? Oh, I hope my cover does not blow! CU later!
Watch out Drunkey I think Daniels on to you Be careful mate I wouldn't want you to be sent back to Africa Do like they do in Toy Story
The thing is how would Daniel know that 'Bob' has actually a very 'soft' tail? The fact that some people say 'Bob' was a 'hard' ride really throws the spanner in the works. On another note, Fat Bob, could he be the real 'bobber' dressed in dark leather seen riding on torque? It's all in the dark here from how I see it, maybe there was a code name of 'nightster' used for these activities and I believe that one of the participants had a warm 'iron' hidden away ready to manipulate the children 'Vance and Hines' who could have been underage and we're known to scream 'Eagle' when their openings were under pressure.