At the airport with wor lass going to Tenerife for a surprise 50th for her brother when her sister turns up with my other brother in law Steve we had no idea so me and Steve went straight to the bar as you do
Feckin plane ran out of Jack Daniels Twats I’d only had two So I tried Johnny Walker red label like drinking fire lighters
Stop feckin moaning and enjoy, you could have fun and get pissed sucking out alcoholic through a sweaty sock, no doubt your all inclusive so plenty to chose from and mix.
Agree his eyes are bigger than his belly but he normally gives up soon and heads or gets carried to bed Bless him
Don't worry Dilli- we're enjoying playing with your bike. Next - remove scaffolding stuck on the rear.
In a bar somewhere proper local pub we’re the only tourists here and the locals couldn’t be friendlier Everyone is Feckin wasted My kinda place Had about six conversations and I don’t know what they’re saying and they don’t know what I’m saying but we all end up with another drink Happy days
Dilli ..... try Amaretto and coke - drink enough, and you can get pissed on what tastes like CAKE! Or tart ....... or summat ........
Mr Orange said I was there on Wednesday morning !!! Newcastle airport that is. Sprinter replied. International Man of Mystery, Not really Sprinter, he was however picking up a huge consignment of cheap unit alcohol to feed his mother land, need white lightning or high strength lager then - Ron's ya man shhhh
