"Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. And if ever thou does owt fer nowt – allus do it fer thissen" "That’s a threp in’t steans" "Put wood in t'oyle" "Well I'll go to t' foot of our stairs" - said with exasperation ! "Ye can whip ar cream but ye can't beat it" "Eee by Gum" - said with surprise. etc etc etc