Ffs!!!

It never rains but it pours!!!!! Never really understood that saying till now, but I definitely do now. My luck can't get any feckin worse.



What the feck did I do to truck drivers???? Here another of the cnuts decided my vehicle needed bending by their over sized front bumpers!!!!
I must have killed a few cats using pieces of broken mirrors.

Going off to hide in a corner where HGV drivers can't get at me.

 

Bloody hell mate they must be out to get you
What you done to the HGV Scotland drivers???
Beware!!...they say these things come in three's

 

No bloody Scottish driver, he was a bloody GEORDIE!!!!!

At least he had the decency to apologise and offered to let me punch him , he honestly did!!!!

He was sat outside the wetherspoons, one way street with lights for turning left and right, I had just pulled next to truck, lights on red, and he just pulls out and into the Jag!!! he couldn't even go anywhere, so why the feck did he move out???

I thought he sounded like Dilligaf, so guessed he was pissed, but he wasn't, just an arse hole truck driver.

That's three times someone has driven into that car, FFS. time to change it, I think.

 

Hey!....we're not pissed all the time ....just most of the time
He was probably excited by the close proximity of a Weatherspoons and didn't see or care about the Jag
Basically you were in the way so I hope you bought the poor man a pint as it must have been very traumatic for him

 

I bloody hope not, keep my cars for years and look after them. Just got MOT'd and re-waxoyl'd underside.

Fella at work sat in it the other day, couldn't believe how nice and even said it still smells like a new car!!!

 

I like jags, keep looking at xj' s. The last of the classic shape, all aluminium chassis one's. The diesel one clarkson drove from France to Blackpool on one tankful! Be a nice motor to bimble around in.