Favourite Old Adverts. Don't Reply It's A Duplicate Thread, Capeesh?

Having just found the old Carling Mission Impossible Squirrel advert in another thread, @Dozers Dad was saying they don't make adverts like that anymore ...
it got me thinking about other old adverts that made me smile, here's another one from my youth, has anyone else got one to share?

 

Blimey, it was started before I joined the Forum

 

How do I delete the thread, can only see edit?

 

I'll go sit on the naughty step (if it's still allowed to be called that?).
Won't reply anymore then it will die anyway!

 

No DD, it'll be fine, I'll change the title, just don't reply anymore ... DOH!

 

What he said @MrOrange

 

Don't focus on that, just no replying ... Errr! MrO where are you? make it go away, stop them replying before we have 50 pages of people ignoring a duplicate thread, you know they're all eejits

 

A) Feck off, I am not limp wristed
B) Stop replying you feckin eejit, you are the one that doesn't want a duplicate thread!

 

Or is that Caprice?

 

Well done Dilli, I knew I could rely on you

 

I think it was @Dozers Dad

PAGE 2 - Ignoring this thread's going well then!

 

Seriously, can we stop replying now, or @MrOrange gonna be mighty p!$$ed off at us making all this work for him to delete