You git daft, spawny-eyed, parrot faced wassack!!! The best part of you dribbled down the crack of the arse of whatever beast bore you!!!
Said to the woman in the passenger seat of the car that just cut you up: " I hope he fucks better than he drives!"
Go forth and multiply A can short of a six pack As mad as a box of frogs And lastly you can’t beat straight talking fuc.........
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed. May your arse be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels. You'd be out of your depth in a car park puddle.
Watch some of the Mick Morgan YouTube clips. Mick is the commentator for Castleford RL 'You bottleless Ghet' amongst many others. Priceless!
You’re so inbred you might as well be a sandwich. Did your mum have any kids that lived? Are your parents cousins?
This dude is marmite to folk, but I discovered him when I was young and impressionable, so I rather like him..