Favourite Insults...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by DCS222, Oct 6, 2017.

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  1. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    You git daft, spawny-eyed, parrot faced wassack!!! The best part of you dribbled down the crack of the arse of whatever beast bore you!!!
     
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  2. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

    Nov 6, 2014
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    Said to the woman in the passenger seat of the car that just cut you up: " I hope he fucks better than he drives!"
     
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  3. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

    Apr 28, 2016
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    Go forth and multiply
    A can short of a six pack
    As mad as a box of frogs
    And lastly you can’t beat straight talking fuc.........
     
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  4. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

    May 27, 2017
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    I fart in your general direction!
     
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  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    I hope your next shit is a hedgehog :confounded:

    I hope your balls go square and rot in the corners :p
     
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  6. Mr Toad

    Mr Toad Senior Member

    Oct 14, 2016
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    I refuse to get into a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed.

    May your arse be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels.

    You'd be out of your depth in a car park puddle.
     
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  7. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Tha talks shite

    Tha's ugly enough for two

    You've a face like a bashed knacker
     
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  8. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Watch some of the Mick Morgan YouTube clips.
    Mick is the commentator for Castleford RL
    'You bottleless Ghet' amongst many others.
    Priceless!
     
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  9. Jeffrey Conlon

    Apr 4, 2018
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    Recent one I’ve heard,
    “About as much use as taste buds in an ****hole”
     
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  10. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

    Aug 17, 2014
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    Thy head is full of quarrel ,like and egg is full of meat. Shakespeare.
     
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  11. dirty big hands

    dirty big hands Active Member

    Aug 4, 2017
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    "I'd call you a c#*t, but I quite like those!"
     
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  12. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

    Nov 14, 2018
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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Im sorry, I cant speak to you . Im not backwards compatible.
     
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  13. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    You’re so inbred you might as well be a sandwich.

    Did your mum have any kids that lived?

    Are your parents cousins?
     
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  14. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
    Subscriber

    'I've met some pricks in my time but you're the fucking cactus!'
     
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  15. Wishbone

    Wishbone First Class Member

    Nov 4, 2018
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    Feck Off your stealing my oxygen
     
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  16. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    This dude is marmite to folk, but I discovered him when I was young and impressionable, so I rather like him..

     
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  17. Tucker 1963

    Tucker 1963 Elite Member

    Sep 7, 2017
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    Shame your Dad was not a wanker
    Your so ugly your mother used to feed you with a catapult.


    Tucker
     
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  18. saxman

    saxman New Member

    Dec 13, 2014
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    Go and boil your fucking head.
     
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  19. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    #17 Bad Billy, Dec 12, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2018
    That’s nice!
    (MRS Browns Boys, she says it instead of feck off)

    EDIT - Just found the clip

     
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  20. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

    Mar 14, 2018
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    You've got the intellectual capacity of a backward clam.
     
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  21. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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    You’re one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It’s a great gift.
     
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  22. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

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    If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
     
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