Dragon Rally

You seem to be struggling to maintain an erection when things get a bit “mud-pie”?
Is that an after affect of Jack, or is it simply that you try to put it up too quick in your excitement... looking at picture nine, you seem to be surrounded by some impressive erections that have lasted the night whilst yours has gone limp in the dirt...

was the badge you were given a rusty sheriff’s by any chance

 

Have another look mate
I can see a lot more floppies than I can see proud erections

you’re right though the Jack’s definitely had a bearing on my own particular erection

 

Pot - Kettle...