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  1. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    You’d have to do his pre race “routine” tho, stretch down to touch your toes, grip the foot peg whilst saying a little prayer, then as you exit the pits do the front and rear trouser adjustment thingy, guaranteed top lap times. :joy:
     
  2. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    That brought tears to my eyes :sob:
     
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  3. Glyn Phillips

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    #103 Glyn Phillips, Feb 27, 2019
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    Nothing worse than a nutt cracker on a hairpin
     
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  4. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    Get the missis, it’s impossible for man to read instructions :)
     
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  5. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    I purchased a new plug and play smart tv. It didn’t work, I was ready to go back to supplier and throw it at them.
    My wife has a look and says, you haven’t removed the plastic from the remote batteries........c*£+
     
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  6. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    Lovely picture though!
     
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  7. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Don’t you have any 5 year olds in the family, they would sort any tech problems out whilst your thinking about it :worried:
     
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  8. MrOrange

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    Maybe if you took the panniers off the bike, you'd get better times ???:p

    :cool:
     
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  9. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    Your not far off the leading guys Billy:cool:,looks like it will be a hard fought series, better that than racing against a bunch of pansies though!;)
    Will you be able to use your camera during races?
     
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  10. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Crikey Jez don’t complicate things for him with all this talk of 1080p,,30fps,,,60fps :worried:
     
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  11. Tiglet

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    Surprised it worked at all.

    I wonder how many times he tried to get the battery in the right way round :laughing:
     
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  12. dilligaf

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    Yep you’re definitely a TWAT :mad::sob:
     
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  13. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    I thought I was reading the Brexit thread with the abuse on here:laughing:
     
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  14. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    Thought I was the twat? Now DD is? i'm hurt
     
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  15. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    actually think he forgot who posted what..... but he is getting old bless him. I'll up his meds
     
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  16. Yorkshireman

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    There you go again with that "J" word, tut tut :p
     
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  17. Wessa

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    But we need to keep them doing job stuff to keep us pensioners in the life style that we are accustom too. I’ll get my coat......
     
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  18. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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    Mewling quim? :joy::joy:
     
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  19. Tiglet

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  20. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Yep I know all clothing goes through scrutinising mate but think outside the box and use black tape to match your boots ;);)
     
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