Bbc Sports Personality Of The Year

Minutes of meeting Jan 2018:

Crikey chaps that was close!!!
If we hadn't massaged those last few votes we'd of had a winner most the country'd never heard of for Christ sake!
And he was one of those nasty scary motorcyclists too, don't they still start riots on Brighton Prom every bank holiday.
And some Johnny Foreigner tells me he's got no charisma anyway.
We'll have to change the rules for this year....
I know, we'll pick six we like and tell the punters some "experts" chose them and they'll have to vote for one of them.
Phew, problem solved.
Meeting end:

If I cared I could get REALLY ANNOYED!!!!