Surprised you bothered after the initial reply, still I guess not everyone appreciates your (twisted ) sense of humour! Good to see you try and turn it round .
Err ... I thought he had actually met you, he had you pretty much bang on at first attempt, it took me ages to come to the same conclusion!
I think you'll find I sacked you as Team BBR manager sometime ago, it was after you got me a gig as after supper speaker for the Yorkshire Ferret fanciers club, after a lot of arguing they had a whip round and presented me with 10p, after deductions for the half pint of Mild I owed them £1.40! If you bought a Bentley after I sacked you then you'll have to pay for that, and your Happy Ending at Adam Sins . Nice to know where the team budget went while I was broken down in my elderly camper van .... As I said earlier the 'asshole' tag from @89speedy was actually very perceptive of him .
FFS Ron how many more times, a purse is your lady wallet, a hand bag is what gets swung around when someone (in this case you) has pissed me off! Correct Dumb Ass version Tyre Tire Colour Color Road Pavement Centre Center Litre Liter Humour Humor I am bored now, could go on.
Sorry not been around for a bit, lost me father earlier in the year and my time has been taken up with sorting all the crap out, but you guys have really put a smile back on my face. That's why we are British not European cos we have our own sense of humour. Thanks guys priceless. What happened to 89speedy does not appear to be around now !!!!!!
I'd like to step in as an American and try to explain my countryman's frustration and forum faux pas. 89speedy is in Hawaii. On the surface you say "Paradise. what's his issue?" There are only two types of people on Hawaii, Natives and Howli (non Native) and if you are in the first group you hate everybody else. and if you are in the second you are hyper sensitive and constantly on defense. Plus its only an island with very limited riding, Id be a piss head if that's was my whole world. 89speedy....toughen up and don't cry or pout or sulk. Thanks for having a Triumph and do whatever you want to it, also we are here to help, once the ball busting is over. I'm a Yank in Europe, you don't think I have to put up with any crap? I do, but I also hand it out. Such Fun!
It's all a bit of fun taking the piss.Having a sense of humor helps Don't take too much notice of these poms lol.Oh look out I might get kicked off the forum
That’s it .... Admin ... I feel by using the word POM you have racially abused me ..... Not! The difference between a POM & a Jumbo Jet? The Jumbo stops whining when it gets to Sydney! I love all the banter & piss taking, let’s not get serious & pissy about it. We all got shit we are dealing with in the real world, sometimes a visit to this forum is just what you need, so lighten up peeps!
Err no! You were offered pit crew chief due to your success restoring Scarlet the Speed Triple to her former glory which suggests some mechanical aptitude. Team Manager is a far more taxing role, just ask @Dozers Dad he had a go and reckons the fund raising side of things is just impossible, didn't raise a bean for BBR, funny though as I am sure monies were raised , DD driving a Bentley now apparently .
If it is of any help, gentlemen, I have a degree in arseholeology and would be more than willing to answer any questions on the subject. As to where to buy the panniers.....I neither know nor care......and if I did I know wouldn't tell you.
B@stard .... ya beat me to it, was gonna post that picture One manbag, two bricks = One biatch with a black eye ..... yeah, I'm baaad!