A Place For Your .."what The Fu#k?!?".. Moments

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  1. DCS222

    DCS222 Crème de la Crème

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    it’s easier to think of it as just “anything that’ll have me”!
     
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  2. Cyborgbot

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    I’m nearly at that point in life. Nearly, but not quite. Thank God for porn.
     
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  3. Graeme_D

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    Pansexual is bi-sexual for attention seekers.
     
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  4. Dozers Dad

    Dozers Dad Bushmills Chief Quality Controller
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    ..."What would you estimate your speed was at the time of the collision with the wall son?"...

    ..." Erm?...about 29.9mph officer?"...
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    BBC News - Burnage police pursuit crash: Teenager dies after car hits building https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-50285685

    That hole must be 3 fecking feet off the ground! Eat your hearts out the Dukes Of Hazard :eek: :joy:
     
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  5. Bad Billy

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    I have no idea WTF happened, just saw the photo?

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  6. Dozers Dad

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  7. MadMrB

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    There are a lot of sick twats these days, that will attack anyone.

    But yet again the BBC are trying to spin it as a right wing story, even though there is no evidence of this, and when in reality it is the left that is predominantly obsessed with race and religion. Even ex Labour MPs are now telling people to vote for Boris because Corbyn and the Labour Party are so anti-semitic: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/former-labour-mps-ian-austin-20832715
     
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  8. Adie P

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    Anybody proven to have sent hateful and/or anti-Semitic messages should be obliged to spend the period of Chanukah to Tu B' Shevat (December 22nd to February 10th.) playing reconstruction actors as prisoners in Auschwitz/Birchenau wearing period clothing; carrying out period activities (might excuse them actually indulging in the "showers"), and eating only the kind of food that was served in the winter of 1944.

    Should they survive the experience, I think they might feel differently about their attitudes and actions towards people like Ms. Segre.
     
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  9. Privateer

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    That old lady will have seen more horror than all these fecking keyboard heroes will ever know. I'll bet their death threats don't frighten her one bit. I hope she lives to 100.:mad::mad:
     
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  10. MadMrB

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  11. Oldfart

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  13. Cyborgbot

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    #233 Cyborgbot, Nov 8, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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    I’d rather have them exiled to parts of the world where such behaviour would have them put into ‘Reeducation’ camps without trial for indefinite periods (often many years) and without the possibility of an appeal, or maybe an extended trip to those Centre Parcs equivalents in N Korea where you are encouraged to diet excessively and work yourself to death - dictators are imaginative in how they entertain their victims - how about a lethal shower at the end of a gruelling journey. Don’t these conscientious objectors realise so many of our soldiers died or were injured trying to stop evil bastards?!? They didn’t do it because they were hung-ho war mongers - the opposite probably.

    Then these nambey-pampey snowflakes might understand why on occasion it is right to fight Nazi’s/Dictators and genocidal maniacs. One day your friends and family might be wishing some foreign nation would get a backbone and save them - just gotta hope that there are some countries out there that will forever continue to believe in protecting human rights from oppressors.

    Rant over.
     
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  14. Wessa

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    Why am I not surprised that there are people like this in out society. I wonder if they would be so fecking stupid if they faced a hostile attack on theres and there own :skull: morons just about sums them up.
     
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  15. Dozers Dad

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    On here we often bang on about criminals being treated too leniently. This is the flip side of that. This guy served 36yrs in prison for stealing $50.75 :eek:

    BBC News - Man who stole $50 to be freed after 36 years in US jail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49522501
     
  16. Cyborgbot

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    Wow - 36 years in prison. I wonder how much that cost? At least he’s learnt his lesson...

    You can imagine the conversation in prison between inmates - comparing crimes & punishment. Eventually after everyone had a turn it got around to Alvin.

    Prisoner “What sentence u get?”
    Alvin “Life and no parole”
    Prisoner “FCUK man, what you do? Murder a entire Choir? Sleep with the Judges wife, daughter and Labrador?”
    Alvin “Nah I nicked $50”
    Prisoner “Bollocks u did - what u do really?!?”

    Slightly disproportionate.
     
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  17. SleepyOwl

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    Have you seen the series "When they see us" on Netflix? Shocking true story of young lads stitched up for murdering and raping someone.
    Also "Making a Murderer" is a similar uncomfortable watch but really good viewing
     
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  18. Cyborgbot

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    Here's one - I took my youngest with Mrs CB to see his guitar teacher do a concert last night. Everyone thought WTF when they used the loos as this is what we found...

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    Then in another loo:

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    WHHHHHaaaaaTTT???!!??? Do they do exchange visits, share lavatory based stories, mail each other loo rolls?

    It would be possible to look up the web site but I'd be worried about my internet history...
     
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  19. Wessa

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    That is just weird...
     
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