Mary had a little lamb Her father found it dead And now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread. I blame that there Wayne chappy for reminding me! Also ... Mary had a little lamb The midwife fainted! And finally ... Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers When she farted It departed To a round of applause! Oh what a childhood I had!
Officers mess. 1st officer. "I see Carruthers has just been court martialled for having sex with a gorilla" 2nd officer. "Good God! male or female" Reply. "Oh female of course, nothing wrong with Carruthers!"
My first teaching job had - Mrs Tune, music teacher Mr Wood, woodwork teacher Dr & Mrs Organ, biology teachers Currently work with a Mr Mein and Ms Mohan !!! (he isn't, she is).
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the postman a letter When she goth there The cupboard was bear So they had it without It was better
No Bull...I know a Donald Duck ( Don duck) great fun when being pulled over by the Cops....His Licence has Donald Duck on it .
Used to come across a guy in my job years ago who was small, thin and had snow white hair. His name was Jack Frost.
Way back in my early RAF career there was a 'vertically challenged' (short arsed) officer in the Station admin office called Squadron Leader Ian Martin Little (aka I'm Little).
