WHO IS - THE TRIUMPH FORUM OLDEST MEMBER !!!

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  1. Sceptic Al

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    Thanks for tip, I'll give it a try in three years time when I get my next set of Poo Sticks, (that's if I can remember anything by then)
     
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    Andy P. Just as well it wasn't one them cameras that I used to poke in places where the sun never shines. That REALLY WOULD have made your eyes water:D
     
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    Of course Moses was the worlds first Triumph owner.
    According to Isiah 17, St Helens 32, "the roar of Moses Triumph was heard across the land":D
     
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    All well and good, but cling film across the pan is oh so much more fun especially when the next user goes for a 'brown system down-load'
     
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    True,and the thought of actually doing a sh*t in my hand like the nhs suggest doesn't appeal to me :eek:
     
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    What's wrong with marigolds or the disposable single use gloves;)
     
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    no no no it's just wrong doing a sh*t in your hand :eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    This begs the question though: how many teeth does sprocket have?

    Sorry everyone, especially to you sprocket. I'm afraid you're just gonna have to sue me...for pun-itive damages, of course. ;)
     
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    Wrap hand in cling film would be the way to go and its low cost
     
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    If anybodies stuck I normally carry dog bags lol
     
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    Thanks. But I'm afraid I don't know my shit like these guys do...do.
     
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    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    do do or is that poo poo
     
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    Yeah don't think that I could trust myself to be that accurate anyway, will just stick to the bath method!
     
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    Thanks for making me spray milk through my nose. :D I think when we're done with this thread, we can submit it as the second edition of Darwin's Original. We can call it: "The Origin of Faeces."
     
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  15. TEZ 217

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    WELL I'M MAKING IT NOW OFFICIAL

    SPROCKET42 (as seen below) - WILL NOW BE AWARDED THE TITLE OF -

    "THE TRIUMPH FORUM'S OLDEST MEMBER AT THE GRAND AGE OF 74 YEARS" (nearly)

    I would also take this opportunity on behalf of us all on here to congratulate him and to wish
    him many more years of motorcycle riding and more years of other life's enjoyments to come.

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    WELL DONE THAT MAN !!!!!
     
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    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    HE'S RIDING HIS BIKE !!! ITS A DO IT LATER JOB
     
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    I once had a lad work for me that one winter we had to wire a new cattle shed in a field and it was minus cold. When one of the cattle did a dump he stuck his hand right in it, that's how bloody cold it was :D then later on eat his sandwiches by holding it with some clean paper ! This would be around 1990 and before we became a nanny state ruled by red tape and bollocks :eek:
     
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    Shit happens:)
     
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    It's weird BUT when I read that back looking at your avatar picture the voice in my head hears Neil. All that is missing is "maaaannn" ........ Just thought I would mention it ....... Does anyone hear the same ?
     
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    Yep I hear that guy's voice too. That's one of the few British TV shows we got in the states. MTV carried it back in the 80s...or as you guys say "back in the ayyteees." ;)

     
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