This made me laugh

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

 

What's the difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iran - Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

 

I applied for a job in a local Butcher’s last week but so far I’ve heard nothing, no phone call, no text, no Email, not a sausage.

 

A group of literary types who help people pen their autobiographies were on an airliner to a seminar across the country.

Ghost writers in the sky.

 

He's had a reshuffle.