This made me laugh

Dogs would lose their shit if they knew their bodies were full of bones.

 

This chart shows the average weekly diet of a working-class family in Oxfordshire in 1912.

 

Mmmm, delicious

 

Our thoughts and prayers are with the BBC at this difficult time...

 

Queue is pronounced "Q."

The rest of the letters are just waiting.

 

I went to the Dr’s yesterday and he gave me some anti gloating cream. I can’t wait to rub it in.

 

They've got lucky.

 

Two silkworms had a race.

They ended up in a tie.

 

So, I said, it doesn't matter how many times you fall down. The important thing is that you get back up.

Then he said, Sir, that is not how field sobriety tests work.