This made me laugh

The cooler weather comes early that far north. Best to empty the tires now and refill with winter rated air.

 

I prefer to keep the original Italian air in my Moto Guzzi. Damp Scottish air might make the tyres rust.

 

I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random messages and send it on, pretending it is their own. So, after all we've been though together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018! You are the best gymnastics group that Glasgow could ask for. Best wishes, Sandra

 

A couple of my kids are coming over to celebrate tonight and I was prepping a few snacks for New Years Eve.

I was going try a new recipe I saw on FB. It called specifically for using an electric mixer to blend the ingredients, but unfortunately ours burned out the other day when the wife was making cookie dough. I saw this wire utensil in the drawer I could try but I was afraid of ruining the dish. I didn't want to whisk it.

 

I entered a news paper pun contest! I sent them 10 puns in the hope one would win! Sadly no pun in ten did!

 

A local perfume company just closed down. No one knows why. It appeared to be doing well.

It didn't make scents.

 

Icy morning in Bradford.

 

Snow: The only thing to land in the UK that isn't claiming benefits

 

The toilet was backed up. I grabbed the plumber's helper and started vigorously working on freeing up the clog. I lost my grip on it, and it flew out of my hands. It hit the overhead light, breaking the fixture.

The room was plunged into darkness.