This made me laugh

Newsman on street outside of residence to police officer: "Can you tell us what's going on here, officer?"

Officer: "It appears we have a homicide. The female resident murdered her husband."

Newsman: "Have you established a motive yet?"

Officer: "He walked on her freshly mopped floor."

Newsman: "Has the wife been arrested?"

Officer: "No. The floor's still wet."

 

Very rare photo just discovered of Willie Nelson and Keith Richard taken during the construction of the Pyramids

 

judging by the basket, it wasn't as long as mine

 

A man was assaulted coming out of a local bar last night with a violin, a clarinet and French horn.

Police believe it was an orchestrated attack.