I'll never forget the last thing my grandfather ever said to me. "Will you hold the frickin' ladder steady!!"
A bus was completely full, every seat was taken, when a dwarf got on. He looked around and saw that every seat was taken so he stood. The bus pulled away. A mother told her little girl who was sitting next to her to get up and offer her seat to the dwarf. So the little girl went up to him and said “excuse me, I wonder if you would like my seat, it’s yours if you want it” The dwarf looked at her and said in a very loud voice so that everyone on the bus could hear; “Why would you offer me your seat? Is it because I’m a dwarf and you feel sorry for me? Well let me tell you I’ve lived my whole life as a dwarf and I don’t want your pity, or your seat”. So the little girl, obviously upset, went back and sat with her mum. At the next stop a woman got off, but made a point of speaking to the dwarf as she was getting off. “I’m getting off here, so my seats free” Again the dwarf said in a very loud voice; “You’re another one, just because I’m a dwarf you think you should feel sorry for me ….” The woman interrupted him and said in a similarly loud voice “No sir it’s not because you are a dwarf, it’s because you are a human being, the same as everyone on this bus. Also you should apologise to the little girl you upset when she offered you her seat. You were very rude and do you know what?” “What?” Said the dwarf. “I hope when you get home Snow White kicks your arse”
I want to talk to you all about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
