This made me laugh

I had a dream about clowns last night.

I must have slept funny.

 

I bet that pigeon has a sore head!

 

Ouch….

 

I woke up this morning with a case of laryngitis. (I really did!)

I'm so upset.

I can't talk about it.

 

At The Kelpies today and got this nice photo..... no I haven't bought a drone, it's a picture in the loo!!

Nice though.

 

My daughter came in crying. "I hate that school." She sobbed. "The kids are mean. They play dirty tricks. They stole my lunch, turned my desk over and filled my bookbag with dirt. I don't want to go back."

"Well," I said. "Maybe you just aren't cut out for teaching."