Two fellows are playing a round of golf. At the fifth hole, a funeral procession is going by on the road adjacent to the course. One of the fellows stops midway through lining up his putt, takes off his hat, places it over his heart and stands silently as the procession passes. The other fellow says "That was touching. Nice to see some people still have a little respect." The first fellow says, "Well, it's the least I could do. We were married almost thirty years."
