We needed a bigger coop for our growing flock of chickens, so we bought a larger one that was pre-owned. Our chickens won't go in it. It appears to be haunted. Poultrygeists.
Now you're being a bit silly .. and also as in assuming NATO has " never " been an instigator ? Really ?
A fellow says to his psychiatrist, "Doctor, I keep having the same weird, recurring dream. In the dream I'm either an Indian tee pee or a circus big top." The doc says, "There's your problem. You're two tents."