This made me laugh

All sorted for Valentine’s Day, she’s going to be like putty in my hands tomorrow when she wakes up.

 

Just like his dad, Elon! He's rooting out waste!

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DBz7dQpvK/

 

....gotta love the Star. For our overseas members, the chancellor has been caught telling porky pies about her achievements and job history. Oh, and she may have been less than straight about her expenses on a couple of occasions. A dishonest, grasping politician. Who knew?

 

Spend time with someone you love

 

I just read an interesting article. It reports that erectile dysfunction can be cured by diet, exercise and weight loss.

The hard part is getting your wife to diet, exercise and lose weight.

 

A million pensioners every day pick up a tin of these and say.....

 

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID