This made me laugh

My parents wanted me to go into horticulture and professional gardening when I left school but I couldn't see a Fuchsia in it.

 

I got cut off by a taxi driver last week.
I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank.
I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?"
"$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
"That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab"
I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?".
"$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
"I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab"
I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.
"How much to the station ?". "$5" said the driver.
"Ok" I said "Let's go"
As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!.

 

in 3 more years my birth date minus my age start with the 1800s!!

 

I had a similar thought a little while ago and mentioned it to a mate....
When we were kids the second world war was a distant part of history.....
We are now further away from the Falklands war than we were from WWII back then ..........