Just to let everyone know. After much soul-searching we have decided not to send Christmas cards this year. Including postage, we normally spend around $50 on cards each year and generally the cards just end up in the bin and subsequently in landfill. This is obviously a dreadful waste. To counter this waste we have decided to take the $50 to Dan Murphys and swap it for Jack Daniels and beer, massively reducing our ability to give a shit what anyone else thinks! We’re sure you'll support us in this utterly selfish act. Happy Christmas .... from My house to yours
I got into an argument with one of the characters, a witch, at Disney World. She shook her broom in my direction and put a curse on me. Now I keep getting Disney spells.
As it was a nice day yesterday I went out for a little jaunt. I had to stop at a set of temporary traffic lights which was next to a field of sheep. I could hear singing and realised the sheep were singing carols. I don’t know what carols as the lights changed and I only heard a few bars….
