This made me laugh

I like that!

 

Obviously still.has a lot to learn..
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I was at the Philly airport today to pick up one of my daughters.

A woman passed out and fell onto the baggage carrousel.

She eventually came around.

 

There's a mirror factory in town.

I think I'll apply for a job.

I could see myself working there.

 

Man walks in to a pub in Dublin, and asks “am I too early for a drink?” The barman say “yes, it’s 10 minutes till opening time, you can wait over there though (points to a chair)”.
The man says thanks and sits down,
The barman then says “would you like a drink, while you're waiting”.

 

I made a belt out of dollar bills.

It was a waist of money.

 

I want AI to write my obituary.

 

I went swimming with sharks while in Florida. It was very expensive as it cost me an arm and a leg.

 

My mother was very proud of the rug she once had, made of 4 pieces of sheepskin, and would (much to our stifled laughter) invite people to come into the living room and see her foreskin rug.

 

We needed a new chimney, but it was very expensive.

The builder told me not to worry.

It would be on the house.