This made me laugh

You Eat Eight Spiders In Your Sleep Over The Course Of A Lifetime

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“Wasn’t it a lie spread purposely to see how far lies spread because they’re so easily believed? Its origin is someone saying; this is a lie, I told it, and now it’s everywhere, but it’s absolutely not true at all.”

“Those are rookie numbers. I eat eight before lunchtime.”

 

But, but, but... if you eat dry cereal for breakfast regularly you will ingest a couple pounds of insect parts over your lifetime. Food processing regulations allow for bug parts because it's impossible to keep grains completely free of them in the preparation of cereals. Think about that next time you are munching on your Cheerios or Wheaties. Personally, I just consider it added protein.

 

When your loud exhaust isn’t loud enough

 

This photo made me smile

 

I think they did a duet together years ago

 

Ebony and Ivory just started playing in my head

 

that will be your earworm today then I can suggest worse if you like!

 

There`s No-one Quite Like Grandma

 

how about seasons in the sun? Bad?

 

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