This made me laugh

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    Jedi mind trick

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    I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.

    I named my pet termite, Clint! Clint eats wood…

    Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a supermarket. Doctor: How long have you felt like this? Me: Since I was Lidl.

    Adding a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Bob ate Jane's sandwich. Bob ate Jane's colon.

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    My Gran has spent her life telling me ‘There’s no place like home’, yet when I tried to put her in one…

    Just watched Celebrity Mastermind on the BBC . I recognized more people sitting in the audience..
     
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    She told him to cock the gun and shoot the cock (rooster), but he couldn't cock his head far enough to the side to see it.

    I told him to go pound a pound of sand up his arse.

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    I saw this headline on the AOL opening page today. It would explain a few things about my wife and a lot about my children's behavior, as well.

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