A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates... "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?," St. Peter asked the cowboy. "Well, I can think of one thing", the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled 'Now back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago..."
