A pair of jumper cables walk into the bar ... bartender says "Hey you better not be starting anything."
I was born a male. I identify as a male… But according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four
A young lad knocked on my door last Halloween and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "but you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead."
