What Have You Been Doing With Your Spam Today?

Just been grinning and turning the deaf ear to her !

 

No disputin' that !

 

First..headbutt the tin open.

 

Guilty pleasure...

No kidding! I LIKE, no - LOVE Spam! I love it with fried eggs! Sliced REALLY thin and well done, it tastes like bacon! Sliced not so thin and on an English muffin with cheese and egg, it's one of my favorites! Spam McMuffin! I always have several cans on hand. It has a long, long shelf life and is a hedge against the Zombie Apocalypse. The Book of Spam is second only to the Bible in the list of the greatest tomes known to man.





TIME TO BUY MORE!!!

 

My favourite is to make a thick batter, dip it in and fry it. Yum

 

The only use I know for Spam is to leave it in the tin to throw at the neighbour's cat when it is doing it's business in our rosebeds. Lol

 

A warm welcome to our newest member Shafiq Kim and thanks for the offer of abortion pills. Sadly for you my friend I have no need for such poison and therefore invite you to BUGGER OFF.

 

Pity his mother didn't take them.

 

The ignore function does work well. Gawd knows what they get out of all this shite….!

 

I think they need to work on their target audience

 

What I don't understand is that people actually look at it as they always have views on them. Bizarre really.

 

I recommend "the Triumph motorcycle forum"

 

New, old, whatever...it's the one that isn't full of abortion pill and fake passport ads, your choice.

 

Cliff Richard meets a Chinese guy who says 'harro Criff, i your biggest fan'

'Thanks' say Cliff

Chinese man says 'my favourite song is called Itchy Sore Fanny'

'I'm sorry but I didn't record a song called Itchy Sore Fanny' says Cliff.

'Sure you did Criff, it goes Itchy Sore Fanny how we dont talk anymore'

 

Yep, I have it down to about 2 seconds of my time and I'm on with my day. Click on the "member" name (I use that term loosely), click Ignore, cancel out of the profile, then refresh the page. Viola! No more whoever the fu*k you are.

 

She did .... but ? People are always tryin' to sell crap that didn't live up to expectations.