You may well laugh. I used to have my own driving school. Every joke, every story, every funny anecdote were all true. I had women (and boys) touching me up in the car, I had a car written off underneath me, numerous near misses! Met some nice people though. Shame that when I did it, there was no money in it!
Ain’t that the feckin truth I didn’t want to put disagree, or face palm as it may give the wrong impression.